My Dirty Boxers

  I find it disgusting when people say a woman suffered with a man or whatnot, it's an agenda that should be given a befitting burial. (Photo credit: Pulse) I’m outside today so, I’ll do this as quickly as possible. Where am I off to? It’s a triple header actually and it starts with Activity fest at the Good Beach, then stop by at Wonderland before heading to Ovation Red Carol, it’s #DettyDecember. So, I’ve been reading different takes on marriages breaking like lips in harmattan and how some people come up with the “she suffered with him” nonsense, how do you people even have the courage to share these nonsense and shameless takes? Why don’t we ever see these stories around unsuccessful men? Why do we only see them when a man makes it and he’s probably moving on with another woman due to situations we’re not privy to but as it’s written in the social media constitution, the man must take the blame. Let me take it back a bit to Tyler Perry’s Acrimony; most people castigated R...

  I'm putting this out there because I'm fed up. Make of it what you will but I'm not sorry. Leave me the fuck alone. (Photo credit: Osas's status) I don’t know why people are making me look like an angry bird but today, I’m talking about random people that have conspired to annoy me again. Not like it’s new but na today e vex me so here we go! For a couple of weeks before December, I’ve been announcing and preparing myself a December to remember; I was very clear that it will be one hell of a #DettyDecember, and I am unapologetic about that but some people have decided to take advantage of that to do what they do best. When you ignore someone all year long and suddenly remember they can help you when you see peng pictures of them, don't you think it's demonic? It's okay to find ourselves needing to lean on someone but you can only lean on me if you're in my corner, I'm not doing Father Christmas again, they have stolen my red gown. Corporate beg...

  Welcome December, it's about to get litty litty. (Photo credit: Google) Hello December, welcome. We all waited for you and now that you’re here, it’s important to align you with our plans so you don’t move mad. Welcome again. From January till date, it’s been a rollercoaster and as always, the plan is to celebrate and damn odds with reckless abandon. We know there are consequences but your job is to swallow them all and allow us to have fun without inhibitions, you know the drill? November was nice to me, I faced the knife and you wouldn’t even be able to tell if not for the red eyes from yesterday. Oh, the Wild Turkey presentation went well but I’m not trying to steal Ese’s thunder; my part there was just about 20% but if there were gbas gbos I’d be the one to take all so allow me to shine. Okay, I want to have a conversation with you and I hope you listen attentively. Starting this evening, I am having fun. Yes, I have a got2b plan to present tomorrow but not physically s...

  What are your detty December plans? I have quite a lot and I can't wait. (Photo credit: Anita) We’re almost there, the Detty December season is knocking and I’m a little excited. A lot has happened from where I was last year, but I must quickly establish a fact, my December of 2021 was detty AF and I am looking forward to a dirtier 2022 edition. While many would take stocks and feel bad, I will dwell on the wins and leave the misses to God that knows best. I, Ramsey Abimbola Gold will not be interested in any part that didn’t go well, we don’t get it right all the time and that’s why we’re human. In all honesty, it’s been a great year and it could even end better than envisaged. Of course, I know there must be some dark clouds, but I didn’t send you to focus on the negatives. The good outweighs the bad so why won’t I celebrate grace? Let’s get the season started, please. So, here’s my Detty December plan. I will be attending every concert my team is working on and others th...