My Dirty Boxers

  I hope you're fine at the other end... Sleep on dad. (Photo credit: Ramsey's iPhone) 10 th October 2019, the day I questioned God and everything I knew as a man and as a Christian; the day I wondered if prayers ever work or if nursing faith and hoping on even ever makes sense… It was the day I lost my wildcard, my loving father. It was a Thursday, two days to my dream event as at then. I’d always wanted to work on NBC/Coca Cola, if you’re in my career space you’d probably have a dream account, mine was Coke and every other product within the portfolio and thanks to M&P, I was about to live the dream. We had battled everything towards getting ready for Jack Daniel’s “Jack and the beat”; it was a journey that took sleep away from me for a long time and lots of back and forte with my team. I was in the office as early as 6:30am to go through the deck with Kolade one more time and phone beepers went off. It rang a couple of times and I wasn’t going to pick, Kolade nudg...

  Happy birthday Aderonke... Ko ni baje baby mi. (Photo credit: Facebook) It’s Ronke’s birthday today; I knew I’d be doing this long ago; I gave myself enough time to gather evidence against the Witch of Rosewood, and I still find myself seeking words today; no be juju be that? I’ve said so much about Ronke in the first article I wrote about her, so, what do I say today “ laidis ”? Abi I should put up her details for potential boyfriends ni? She’s been adding weight of late, which shows she’s still as single pringle as always, cos you can’t have a boyfriend and be adding weight, e get why. Eh ehn, I remember how Ronke used to enter one trouser leg with kemi that year, it was always hard for me because Kemi was my boss and seeing this witch stressing her life was never easy to take, but who will tell Ronke that she is mad? You want to have nightmares? I remember how she was embarrassing herself on the foosball table that year, not sure she ever beat anybody, it’s only mouth li...

  NIVEA is changing the name of the famous Natural Fairness, watch out for the activations in stores near you. (Photo credit: NIVEA) Sometime in 2012, I had a deep conversation with a friend that did all sorts to dump her natural skin color, at the time of the conversation, she was already full of regrets because she was battling lots of skin reactions, it certainly wasn’t my place to judge her but her reason for bleaching left me speechless. So, there was this guy she liked, they never spoke for a second but she once heard the guy telling someone of his admiration for light skinned ladies, she registered it in her head that she didn’t stand a chance with the guy as a brown skin girl, she went the Tura way and the rest is history. I remember when Beverly Naya (not my fav I must say) partnered with NIVEA to produce a documentary about skin, it was established again that people bleach for different reasons, one of you people’s favs was on the project, he/she wished to go back to ...