My Dirty Boxers

  Happy birthday Aderonke... Ko ni baje baby mi. (Photo credit: Facebook) It’s Ronke’s birthday today; I knew I’d be doing this long ago; I gave myself enough time to gather evidence against the Witch of Rosewood, and I still find myself seeking words today; no be juju be that? I’ve said so much about Ronke in the first article I wrote about her, so, what do I say today “ laidis ”? Abi I should put up her details for potential boyfriends ni? She’s been adding weight of late, which shows she’s still as single pringle as always, cos you can’t have a boyfriend and be adding weight, e get why. Eh ehn, I remember how Ronke used to enter one trouser leg with kemi that year, it was always hard for me because Kemi was my boss and seeing this witch stressing her life was never easy to take, but who will tell Ronke that she is mad? You want to have nightmares? I remember how she was embarrassing herself on the foosball table that year, not sure she ever beat anybody, it’s only mouth li...

  He looks so gentle, but the venom within is just waiting for Josh to post something. The face of Barrister Tauhid Adufe, my friend on the left wing of Arsenal followership. (Photo credit: Adufe) Yesterday was Damola’s birthday and today is Adufe’s birthday, back-to-back felicitations for the people of the left wing. I’ve said so much about the Leftists and for the sake of the first-time readers, I’ll define them as best as I can without letting anyone know how bad they are as humans. We’re all Arsenal fans anyways, but some have decided to be rebels, they don’t see good things in what the manager does and they’d rather arrogate credits to the players when we win and blames to the manager when we don’t, how fair is that? Adufe is their official barrister, one hell of an extremist. If Adufe wasn’t educated, he’d probably be in Sambisa forest, holding guns and whatnot against the members of the Nigerian armed forces, dude is a terrorist and like every Leftist I know, Adufe is a ...

  This picture was from my baby sisters' introduction a little over a week ago. Happy birthday mummy. Have a beautiful new year. (Photo credit: Ramsey's iPhone) It is well documented that I always preferred my father to my mother, I have answered that a lot of times and even in death, I remain a daddy’s boy but the place of my mother in my life can never be underestimated. Today is my mother’s birthday, even when I wasn’t on a writing journey, I always found ways to script something for her but today, I choose to recount a few things from the past and maybe a little projection into the future, all for mummy. I’ll start with this, I’m having a great day. Had a presentation earlier today that went better than I ever imagined, we had great ideas to be honest but clients would always find a way to punch holes but there was nothing to criticize, we killed it and congratulations are in order. Yo Mummy! Lol I didn’t like my mother growing up and that was because she was always r...