Hello December, it's about to get litty litty

 

Welcome December, it's about to get litty litty. (Photo credit: Google)

Hello December, welcome. We all waited for you and now that you’re here, it’s important to align you with our plans so you don’t move mad. Welcome again.

From January till date, it’s been a rollercoaster and as always, the plan is to celebrate and damn odds with reckless abandon. We know there are consequences but your job is to swallow them all and allow us to have fun without inhibitions, you know the drill?

November was nice to me, I faced the knife and you wouldn’t even be able to tell if not for the red eyes from yesterday. Oh, the Wild Turkey presentation went well but I’m not trying to steal Ese’s thunder; my part there was just about 20% but if there were gbas gbos I’d be the one to take all so allow me to shine.

Okay, I want to have a conversation with you and I hope you listen attentively. Starting this evening, I am having fun. Yes, I have a got2b plan to present tomorrow but not physically so I can lose home training this evening at Trace Live and then get back to normal by morning.

Oh, I’m in no man’s land as I type, Wild Turkey bourbon is taking me there (in Asake’s voice) and I can’t even complain. The goal is to enjoy myself this month and it starts from this minute. When we say “detty December”, we’re not capping, ignore the fact that I have Hypo slides on my laptop.

The sequel is coming, allowing us to have all the fun as mature men, of course with the visitors that will spice things up; I was told earlier today that my team will be activating the Kizz Daniel live this December, you know how much that means to me, if you come in human form, I’ll give you a ticket.

There’s a choice between Asake and Wizkid, I’m torn between the two, and I will take either since it looks like we won’t get the two but whichever one drops, I will enjoy myself without handbrakes, you have only one job, indulge me and then we can balance things on the 31st at the crossover service.

I have a few house party invites, being single to a stupor comes with some perks, after all, no inhibitions right? And maybe I’ll jam Sarah there LMAO. The goal is to live to the fullest, common sense will prevail if it ever looks like we’re losing focus but we will have fun.

Welcome December, we’ve been waiting for you. Make yourself comfortable and also, give some sense to Reuben my driver. Strengthen my liver to accommodate what is coming and my security at the gate to endure my miscreant waka. It’s about to get lit.

It’s also the birthday of my Lord and saviour soon, e go loud. Welcome again December.

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