Dear September... You're not allowed to move mad

 

Welcome September. Let's have fun right? (Photo credit: Google)

Dear September,
Trust you’re doing well.

I figured you’re in a good mood; I enjoyed August even though it came with mixed moments. I had fun earlier on with my birthday and then had to deal with waves that didn’t come from the seas. I am not new to the sounds of nature but I’d rather pass.

Getting used to rude changes will never be easy, Latifah left too and I’ve not written about her yet. Oh, it was her birthday recently and she didn’t send me rice, I’m not reporting her to you actually… I’m only here to give you a few instructions and I hope you don’t push back.

I understand you’re aware that I like you a lot, my immediate younger brother came through you and I’m grateful for that. He’s porting to new address soon but we’ll still spend some time at the table of men before he leaves, must be hard having all my siblings in the diaspora.

My sisters are getting married next weekend, that should tell you I’ll be spending lots of money; you have just one job dear September… Be kind to me. I don’t want to spend a dime on health this month, don’t pretend like you can’t hear me… I know you can.

Slow down with the rains, I’m not sure if you’re a guy or the other gender that assumes unprovoked but whatever mhen, just don’t move mad. I have needs for lots of money this month, you know what to do right? Ensure lines fall to me in pleasant places financially and I’ll be grateful to you.

Dear September, I deserve love too right? We had a conversation this morning shortly after NLP, I know you don’t like private discussions being thrown into the market square but don’t forget to send some sunshine my way in that regard. Thank you in advance.

I hope you come with lots of energy for the weak, answers for the poor and solace for the broken. Personally, I know I ran out of gas at some points but I can feel my muse coming back to me; expedite the process and let me get kicking again… These decks won’t run themselves.

Do let me know if you have questions.

Kind regards.

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