Chronicles Adufe and Damola of the Leftist wing

 

He looks so gentle, but the venom within is just waiting for Josh to post something. The face of Barrister Tauhid Adufe, my friend on the left wing of Arsenal followership. (Photo credit: Adufe)

Yesterday was Damola’s birthday and today is Adufe’s birthday, back-to-back felicitations for the people of the left wing. I’ve said so much about the Leftists and for the sake of the first-time readers, I’ll define them as best as I can without letting anyone know how bad they are as humans.

We’re all Arsenal fans anyways, but some have decided to be rebels, they don’t see good things in what the manager does and they’d rather arrogate credits to the players when we win and blames to the manager when we don’t, how fair is that?

Adufe is their official barrister, one hell of an extremist. If Adufe wasn’t educated, he’d probably be in Sambisa forest, holding guns and whatnot against the members of the Nigerian armed forces, dude is a terrorist and like every Leftist I know, Adufe is a defense minister, defensive AF.

Adufe legit named his son Mesut, after Ozil and I kinda like it cos it's something I can do. There are high chances I'll name my son after Rosicky or Bergkamp when I do have one.

Damola is in the wrong camp but they can have her. I like her a lot and she knows; She’s always forming faux objectivity especially when the topic is Granit xhaka or Mesut Ozil, those are the two players the Leftists die on, sake for their elder statesman Dekunle that throws in the Nketiah, must be bants tho.

Damola left me in Lagos and relocated to Ontario, but she still can’t do without me but as a magnanimous man, I try not to repay evil with evil, I still keep her company when she needs the love from home, the problem is the fact that she needs it every damn time.

Adufe is quite helpful, always looking out for me within his legal jurisdictions, but when we get on the Arsenal group, he’s a different element, again I must reiterate that all of them on the left are like that, we try to manage them because they’re grown babies, we don’t have a choice.

Two things stand out about Damola, she’s a gifted conversationalist. She tries as much as possible to pass her messages in granular bits, she will do well as a teacher, she’s patient too but I doubt she wants to leave consulting for the classroom.

Secondly, Damola is one hell of a lazy woman, damn! Okay that was gross but I really can’t find any other adjective for someone that would rather sleep than work, Omo! Damola likes sleep and she’s not even sorry about it, talmbout “I just want to nap small”… Nonsense.

Adufe is fasting so no hope of beer from him at least for now, Damola is in Canada so it’s audio from that end but here’s me wishing them the best of their heart desires, Adufe has a blog too by the way, he wrote something about his new age, weyreh don near 40 LMAO, read it here: www.tauhidandtheleftists.blogspot.com.

The weekend is here, let’s have all the fun we can. See you tomorrow.