My friend Slimee is a great guy
He posted this picture recently on his return from Dubai with HIS WIFE, read that again, he's not single. (Photo credit: Naija Pundits) |
Let me remind you again that if you’re my friend, this moving train will hit you someday. You don’t have to agree with my write-up on you, I challenge you to pick your pen and write about me too if you’re slighted or you feel a need to equalize, today it’s the turn of Mr. ASK!
Abdulsadiq
Kosoko is one of the friends I made from Naija Pundits, one of the lively
baggers in there with lots of energy to go around, a man of many colors, great
on most days and a full blown nuisance on other days, I like him a lot and I’ll
tell you why.
Slimee, as he’s
fondly called is into real estate and he’s not hesitant to help my forays into
that industry, looks like all of them in that field are rich, I want to be rich
too so I have started selling properties, edakun I’m begging you, come and buy
what I’m selling.
Shey I said
we call him Slimee, he’s no longer slim. Since he got married, his tummy has
started protruding, his wife is certainly doing a great job in that regard. He
is one of the most helpful guys I know, he’s the type that delivers
opportunities at people’s doorsteps, great guy I said.
I insist he
should have been sent off when Naija Pundits played Courteville FC in the
second leg, he was the reason we didn’t win that game, he spent the entirety of
the game complaining like a goat, to think he was our best player in the first
leg.
Slimee is the
life of the party, when he’s not engaging Bellerin in needless sarcastic banter
over Nigerian politics, he’s one of those that make us laugh our hearts out and
he does so effortlessly without even knowing at all, only God knows where he
gets his stickers from too.
When he told
us he was getting married, the first question I asked him was to be sure his
bride already saw all his shades especially when he’s complaining, dude
regurgitates like goats… Just let me call him a goat officially and move on to
the next point.
I’m sure we’ll
one day talk about Tope, maybe not but it’s worth talking about someday.
Another case of him trying to help his single friend about four years ago now,
that didn’t go as planned for just one reason, we should talk about it someday,
well I’ll write about it on this journey too so… Anticipate.
Slimee
supports Manchester United and he likes Anthony Martial, that should tell you
something because they both have something in common, they’re frustrating. He’s
very difficult to debate with and when he comes to ask me what I mean by this I
won’t answer because I don’t have energy to argue.
You’ll easily
mistake him for a northerner because of his looks, I legit worry for him if he
decides to visit ESN dominated areas in the eastern part of Nigeria, he’s not
Bellerin so I expect him to apply wisdom but his occasional stubbornness can put
him in trouble in that regard.
Slimee made
our last hangout fun, I think I should have a pic of him that someone around
him shouldn’t see, he knows what to do if he wants to be safe, I don’t talk too
much. Mhen his 4Loco drink na die, not sure I’m ever trying that drink again.
I didn’t talk
about his helpful nature enough, no one else shares the link to my blogposts as
much as Slimee, not like he benefits anything from doing so, it’s just his
nature to help, you don’t even have to particularly be on good terms at the
time, if it’s within his powers, he got you but idiot has decided not to gimme money, we move.
Dude is
hardworking AF and I’m proud of how far he has come, he’s living the life and I’m
loving it. With Russia and Ukraine moving mad, I don’t know if all these riches
he’s amassing will count in heaven should these mad people wipe us out but I’m
for his Aliko Dangote drive, go boy!
I see Slimee
on Forbes list faster than anyone else around me, he’s got the ambition and I
believe in him die, he has to detach himself from Tunde Fancy and all the links
to distractions really, or why does he always tag you when he sees new x-rated
videos? O wrong na.
One last
thing, Slimee is a man of style. He has more natives than anyone else I know
and his designer is trying, Dipo even said recently that Slimee is richer than
his MD, you have to look damn good for such complement to fly around, big ups
son.
Lovely.Adeola
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